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We should know enough now to make some safe predictions. Of course injuries can always happen.

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Jeff Robbins
Nov 09, 2023
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Let’s make this simple. I’m going to batch up the teams and their potential for the rest of the year. There’s only 6 teams with a shot at the Super Bowl. Everyone else - playing for next year.

Super Bowl Contenders: These are the teams that have a legit chance of winning the Super Bowl. Requires mental toughness (experience in big games), talent, coaching, and yes a great QB.

Kansas City Chiefs

Baltimore Ravens

Cincinnati Bengals

Philadelphia Eagles

San Francisco 49ers

Dallas Cowboys

Solid Playoff Teams: These teams are a year away from being true contenders or are on the down side of their competitive windows with their current rosters.

Buffalo Bills

Jacksonville Jaguars

Miami Dolphins

Detroit Lions

Seattle Seahawks

Bubble Teams: Could make the playoffs, but really, they’ve got no shot. It’s just a dab of experience and an extra paycheck.

Los Angeles Chargers

Tennessee Titans

Houston Texans

Cleveland Browns

NY Jets

Minnesota Vikings

New Orleans Saints

Playing for next year:

Denver Broncos

Indianapolis Colts

Las Vegas Raiders

Atlanta Falcons

Carolina Panthers

Chicago Bears

Green Bay Packers

LA Rams

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Washington Commanders

Might as well start dumping games for the top draft pick: These teams have a lack of talent, leadership (at least on the field), and are several years away from being contenders.

New England patriots

Arizona Cardinals - time to dump the QB and start over.

NY Giants

There you go. My completely ‘un-scienceey’ ranking of the teams. Let me know what you think.

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NFL: Week 10


Last week’s totals: 7 - 7

Season’s totals: 93 - 52

Oh, and if you use these picks to gamble do so at your own risks. I’m a ‘gut feel’ type of picker. I don’t do a computer analysis.


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